Rumor Has It…

crackhouse

Looks like Vogue UK  has all but confirmed it. Amy Crackhouse is to be the new face of Roberto Cavalli. Are you kidding me? This chick smokes crack, runs around screaming about her Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake, and always looks like a fool and because Victoria Beckham says ‘she likes her style’, Amy’s in?

There’s a new British singer that has a great look, can sing, is innovative and could definitely hold her own as a spokesperson for a high end fashion house. Check out Estelle, a new artist on Atlantic Records.  According to Wikipedia, Estelle, born Fanta Estelle Swaray is of Senegalese and Grenadian heritage. (I thought I saw a little West Indian in her.) Look! She has a mind too. I could totally see her in Cavalli! And she doesn’t look like a hot ass mess either.

estelle

Doesn’t she look fierce in that pic? Check out her video, “Wait A Minute.”

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2 responses to “Rumor Has It…

  1. gimmegimmefierce

    Can somebody PLEASE give Crackhouse some ChapStik??!! Mess!

  2. gimmegimmefierce

    Okay, I had to log back on and repost a comment, because after recovering from yet another photo of Amy’s seemingly painfully-chapped lips, something dawned upon me, that might just rationalize the Cavalli/Winehouse collaboration.
    Roberto Cavalli is truly fabuloso. In all the interviews I’ve seen, he always seems like he lives by an enviable joie de’ vivre. Despite his God-given fierceness, (that’s right, I said fierceness,) he seems kind, caring, humble, and unaffected by his success. So it seems to me that he might be extending Crackhouse an opportunity for positive exposure, at a time when most of the public is having a field day trashing her. (I mean, she really is a hot pile of mess, but couldn’t an opportunity like this help her get it together?) Many people took repeated chances on Gia Carangi, but unfortunately, her addiction proved itself to be stronger than she was. Maybe it will be different for Amy. Wouldn’t it be cool if she fixed that God-awful mouth of hers, got some microdermabrasion, slipped into a Cavalli dress, and SERVED it on a billboard in Times Square??!! I love a success story….

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